twwinkies:

cyberbreathe:

multipack:

SLOW THE FUCK DOWN

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1 month ago 326,029 notes

sherlockedinthesuperwho:

loganmcowen:

loganmcowen:

I was feeling paranoid about that dark entrance to the other room so I made this to make myself feel less paranoid

Thank you Joj for taking the screenshots

Look at all the notes little ghost friend got!!!

THIS IS SO INSPIRING

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1 month ago 195,455 notes

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

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1 month ago 64,866 notes

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

image

'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

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1 month ago 123,917 notes

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1 month ago 352,155 notes

carnilia:

ALWAYS REBLOG NATASHA FUCKING SCHOOLING LOKI FUCK YEAH

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1 month ago 84,741 notes

sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

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misslevyredfox:

dibbydabby:

plutoisaplanetdammit:

mishasminions:

testosteroneman:

deadpandean:

sourwolf-of-beacon-hills:

jtotheizzoe:

Solar Road Trip

"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.

"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!" 

this is cute. 

poor pluto :(

PLUTO PLS

you’ll always be real 

I love how our entire generation all take Pluto not being an official planet anymore as a personal insult

Pluto losing its planet status is an insult. Pluto will always be a planet! You shouldn’t be able to revoke something like that. Being a planet isn’t like having a driver’s licence. Driving is a privilege, being a planet should be permanent.

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1 month ago 338,221 notes

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1 month ago 19,741 notes

lion:

i can’t breathe

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1 month ago 142,152 notes

thatcadetguy:

artandectofanne:

hiddlesprincess:

Everyone else and then THERE’S TOM

"I’m forever driving in puddles." I don’t know what that means hiddles, but you are adorable in glasses. 

Also calm the fuck down Doctors. 

Cumberbatch though

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1 month ago 137,153 notes

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

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1 month ago 255,526 notes

averagebare:

i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

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1 month ago 446,637 notes