I was feeling paranoid about that dark entrance to the other room so I made this to make myself feel less paranoid
Thank you Joj for taking the screenshots
Look at all the notes little ghost friend got!!!
THIS IS SO INSPIRING
when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath
I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST
Solar Road Trip
"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.
"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!"
this is cute.
poor pluto :(
you’ll always be real
I love how our entire generation all take Pluto not being an official planet anymore as a personal insult
Pluto losing its planet status is an insult. Pluto will always be a planet! You shouldn’t be able to revoke something like that. Being a planet isn’t like having a driver’s licence. Driving is a privilege, being a planet should be permanent.
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming